Posts Tagged ‘Tim Tebow’

Damn, damn, daaaaaaaammmmn son!  We tried to take mercy on these New York Jets, we really did.  The schedule was over, mercifully, they missed the playoffs and we’re free to fall back and hide for a minute.  But if we’ve learned anything about these J-E-T-S since Rex Ryan came to town, besides the fact that they S-U-C-K, it’s they flatly refuse NOT to be a laughing stock.

Ryan, on vacation with his wife somewhere, was snapped up by paparazzi.  Why anyone wants a picture of this sloppy joker and his wife after their weirdness hit the net a few years ago is  beyond me.

How this cat still has a job is beyond me too, but check out the tattoo on his arm  the photogs flicked up:

Wooooooow my nigga!  You tatted your wife on your arm, which is nothing out of the ordinary.  But you tatted your bum ass quarterback’s  jersey on her?  And is it me, or is she Tebow-ing?!

Where do we start?  This is a hard, HARD, loss here on so many levels.  Not only is Mark Sanchez so trash that he’s almost cost Rex his job, but just the principle behind the tattoo is disturbing.  You tatted another man on your body.  Over your wife.  What. The. Fuck?

Mark was a ladies man back in the day at USC(probably not as much now, as we’ve all seen him play), and we already know all the hoes love Tebow.  Is it a reach to conclude the tattoo gives these two replacement player 2nd string quarterbacks permission to tattoo Rex’s wife?  I don’t know y’all, but I can envision such a scenario!

You saw the foot fetish video- I totally see the Ryan’s being the type of jumps that throw watch parties and all that freaky shit!  That, I actually salute Rex for!  A happy wife is a happy life, and how many hoes can say they’ve been rented out to superman, savage ass NFL players?  We aren’t talking these frail ass NBA niggas or the dirty redneck baseball players here!

To our estimation, this is something to keep an eye on.  We’re going to try to leave the Jets alone until August, but if Ryan and Sanchez pop up with chlamydia or some shit, we know what time it is!


How about these bum ass New York Jets?  Wow what a shitty, shitty existence they’ve had- with a few exceptions- but what a particularly shitty season.

The good news?  It’s almost over!  Just 60 more minutes of this fuckery and Tony Sparano can go, Tim Tebow can kick rocks, Mark Sanchez can hide his face, and Darrelle Revis can reassess where his life is headed.

Coach Rex Ryan?  Welp, dude has practically asked to be fired.

He’s since sorta, kinda recanted, but keep it real with YOURSELF Rex.  Who would want to coach this team, or even be seen around it if they didn’t have to be?  Mike Tannenbaum is a walking L, Woody Johnson doesn’t give a shit about anything football-related, and Joe Namath, the drunk uncle the organization can’t seem to get rid of, has been talking more reckless with each passing day.

What’s the over/under on how many Saturday night calls have been placed to the Jets to send someone to pull Uncle Joe out of a urinal at some shithole bar in New Jersey the last 5 years?

So, in a respectable show of mercy to the fans, and to the organization, NFL schedule makers have decided it is time for the Jets to save as much face as they can and conclude this extraordinary 2012 campaign.  You know, stop playing right around playoff time.

Now, if only the New York football Giants and the league can find some sort of out clause to evict the Jets from MetLife Stadium, maybe they can conclude their run as a franchise!