Posts Tagged ‘SLATAH’

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Remember Rob Parker and that cornball brother slick shit he said about Robert Griffin? Well you may not- and ESPN wants to keep it that way!

According to reports, the worldwide leader in sports fired that ass as soon as his 30-day suspension was up!

Rob, rob, rob….damn, tough break nigga! But that’s how it is when you speak that brotherman shit, spend all your time at a barbershop, and NEVER have no fucking shapeup!

Check out the comments that brought that guillotine down on this nigga’s neck:

Son, what were you thinking? And them niggas you thought you were riding for? Not only are they laughing at you, but they were also riding with RG3 to begin with fool! Shit, who cares if he’s republican? That nigga can run like a prime Mike Vick AND complete 70% of his passes! You know how many jokers out there are now using the Redskins in their Madden ’13 Franchise mode?

But really, what was the point? Parker kinda rambled and threw out some shots but he never formed any true argument. Was he race baiting, or just trying to make headlines? Was ESPN aware he was about to say that leftfield shit?

He says so, but it doesn’t matter now my g! You played yourself! You clearly had no real thought behind what you said because the argument was all over the fucking place…THEN YOU APOLOGIZED! Even Stephen A. Smith was embarrassed!

Good luck bouncing back though. And if shit ain’t bubbling out there, SLATAH is looking for a sports writer! Clean up that hairline before you apply and you’re good here.

This fuckin’ guy just can’t get right!  If you remember a week back, we got at Shyne for being a walking, talking L since coming home from prison.

It wasn’t all bad though.

We gave him a plan to get poppin’ again, suggesting he shoot it out with some ice cold and morbidly depressed rapper.  You know, someone like a Bow Wow, or in a similar lane.

Well Shyne listened, and has sparked the beef on Twitter!  Who did he choose to get at?  Meek Mill!

No nigga!  We’re no Meek fans here, but he’s popping right now and we’re loving his beef with Cassidy!  Where the fuck does a Shyne Po fit into that equation?  Not only is he completely irrelevant, but he’s awful.  Can’t rap for shit anymore.

We have no time for this type of fuckery Po, and if you aren’t going to be serious just do us ALL a favor and add a little Clorox to your Ciroc.

Check out the video, courtesy of Forbez DVD:

There’s no love, and there’s no hip hop, but there is Love and Hip Hop New York season 3 somehow!

Joe Budden and his new chick Kaylin, along with  Tahiry, Yandy Smith, Erica Mena and Rich, Olivia, Raqi Thunda, and fuckin’ Consequence come together for 10 pounds of shit, stuffed into a 5 pound bag, and squeezed into one hour on VH1!

Today or yesterday(who cares to verify this shit), these ratchet fucks got together in front of the ratchet blogosphere and media to talk a bunch of shit ahead of the shows premier, this Monday, January 7th, at 8pm.

Sorry, I don’t care to break this shit down and do my usual one, two.  I’m about to get fresh so I can get out and get pissy and kushed up.  I’ll let you, the SLATAH mob, enjoy this hot ghetto mess and draw your own conclusions.  But I WILL absolutely be watching the show!

I will say I was surprised how normal this dysfunctional group made Joe Budden and Kaylin appear.  Joe been spazzin’ on the web for years, but he sames to be sane in comparison to these fools.

I must also say, to Yandy Smith, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!

This hoebag started out cool, but she’s on that ‘ole big headed rapper shit now.  If you aren’t cursing and slapping fire out that funny face, mumbling ass nigga with you, we don’t care to see it.

But yeah, I’m out.

Any major story here?  No.  Any new videos for the world to see?  No again.  Just some more funny Metta World Peace being Ron Artest shit!

If you caught last nights Lakers-Clippers game, there was a moment where Peace/Artest mushed Chris Paul by the head running after a loose ball, and another moment where, after tip-off, he mugged Caron Butler and ran him out of bounds.

Ahhhhh man, we must salute this absolute savage of a basketball player, the only man the first man(along with Stephen Jackson) to ever run up in the stands in Detroit and whoop ass!

The older he’s gotten and the more he’s lost from his game, the more deranged and physical he’s become and it’s been a treasure to watch.  So we here at SLATAH wanted to do something special.

Check out this hilarious Ron Artest tribute: