Posts Tagged ‘Playoffs’

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Remember Rob Parker and that cornball brother slick shit he said about Robert Griffin? Well you may not- and ESPN wants to keep it that way!

According to reports, the worldwide leader in sports fired that ass as soon as his 30-day suspension was up!

Rob, rob, rob….damn, tough break nigga! But that’s how it is when you speak that brotherman shit, spend all your time at a barbershop, and NEVER have no fucking shapeup!

Check out the comments that brought that guillotine down on this nigga’s neck:

Son, what were you thinking? And them niggas you thought you were riding for? Not only are they laughing at you, but they were also riding with RG3 to begin with fool! Shit, who cares if he’s republican? That nigga can run like a prime Mike Vick AND complete 70% of his passes! You know how many jokers out there are now using the Redskins in their Madden ’13 Franchise mode?

But really, what was the point? Parker kinda rambled and threw out some shots but he never formed any true argument. Was he race baiting, or just trying to make headlines? Was ESPN aware he was about to say that leftfield shit?

He says so, but it doesn’t matter now my g! You played yourself! You clearly had no real thought behind what you said because the argument was all over the fucking place…THEN YOU APOLOGIZED! Even Stephen A. Smith was embarrassed!

Good luck bouncing back though. And if shit ain’t bubbling out there, SLATAH is looking for a sports writer! Clean up that hairline before you apply and you’re good here.

Damn, damn, daaaaaaaammmmn son!  We tried to take mercy on these New York Jets, we really did.  The schedule was over, mercifully, they missed the playoffs and we’re free to fall back and hide for a minute.  But if we’ve learned anything about these J-E-T-S since Rex Ryan came to town, besides the fact that they S-U-C-K, it’s they flatly refuse NOT to be a laughing stock.

Ryan, on vacation with his wife somewhere, was snapped up by paparazzi.  Why anyone wants a picture of this sloppy joker and his wife after their weirdness hit the net a few years ago is  beyond me.

How this cat still has a job is beyond me too, but check out the tattoo on his arm  the photogs flicked up:

Wooooooow my nigga!  You tatted your wife on your arm, which is nothing out of the ordinary.  But you tatted your bum ass quarterback’s  jersey on her?  And is it me, or is she Tebow-ing?!

Where do we start?  This is a hard, HARD, loss here on so many levels.  Not only is Mark Sanchez so trash that he’s almost cost Rex his job, but just the principle behind the tattoo is disturbing.  You tatted another man on your body.  Over your wife.  What. The. Fuck?

Mark was a ladies man back in the day at USC(probably not as much now, as we’ve all seen him play), and we already know all the hoes love Tebow.  Is it a reach to conclude the tattoo gives these two replacement player 2nd string quarterbacks permission to tattoo Rex’s wife?  I don’t know y’all, but I can envision such a scenario!

You saw the foot fetish video- I totally see the Ryan’s being the type of jumps that throw watch parties and all that freaky shit!  That, I actually salute Rex for!  A happy wife is a happy life, and how many hoes can say they’ve been rented out to superman, savage ass NFL players?  We aren’t talking these frail ass NBA niggas or the dirty redneck baseball players here!

To our estimation, this is something to keep an eye on.  We’re going to try to leave the Jets alone until August, but if Ryan and Sanchez pop up with chlamydia or some shit, we know what time it is!