Posts Tagged ‘Kanye West’


Ahhhhh shit, it’s gettin’ worse for the homey Ice T out here!

That attention whoring ass AP.9 rapper nigga, who has been putting Coco on blast claiming to have smashed, dropping pictures, and threatening T(and Jay-Z and Kanye West for some hilarious reason), has dropped his latest: and it ain’t a mixtape y’all!!!

Dude is seen palming the ass of T’s wife, and costar on their hit VH1 series Ice Loves Coco.

That’s a lot of ass to be palming, ain’t it? If you ask me, that makes it even MORE disrespectful! If Coco had a pancake butt where you had to really search for something to grab, and squeeze that mothafucka tight while telling her not to move, that’d be fine. No one would give a shit and you might even laugh at this fool.

But naaaaah son! This hoe’s ass is widely known and highly regarded. And that nigga got all up in that shit- what you gon’ do Ice?!?!?!

While we wait for Mr. 9 to drop the sextape that he surely has, enjoy more of Coco:

AP.9, who claims to be a rapper but that has not been confirmed, made headlines when he pictures of him mackin’ Ice T‘s wife, Coco, hit the internet about a month ago.

AP.9 has basked in the scrutiny, using his newfound media platform to fuel the fire by suggesting he piped Coco and has more pictures!

Reps for Coco have come forward to deny everything, and have only admitted to the pictures taken with the rapper being in poor taste.

Ice T’s embarrassment is quadrupled when you add the public way in which this has played out, to his pimpin’ past, to his hit E! reality show Ice Loves Coco.  He couldn’t contain his humiliation, and acting more burned middle school boyfriend/simp than pimp, took to Twitter to let the world know where he stood:


Well all that was nothing- AP.9 is now talking reckless to Ice, Jay-Z, Kanye West, and called Kim Kardashian old news in a recent interview with DJ Vlad!

Apparently, dude is worldwide respected and would hurt Ice T’s old ass.  And if ‘Ye and Jay are listening, they’d better not try any of that homo-ritual jumping shit either, or they can get that work too!

I don’t know what will be more interesting- waiting for Ice’s response, waiting for the PROOF that this dude smashed Coco(and he probably did), or waiting to see if AP.9 turns up in a Brooklyn dumpster for going at Hov!

Is he really bout that life?  Stay tuned!

My nigga! Let us all salute Mr. Kanye West, aka Yeezus, for showing the world not only that it is OKAY to strong-arm an (alleged) hoe’s whole operation, but also for showing us HOW!

It’s about time we dispel this, “you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife,” shit. Of course you can fool. In fact, a hoebag makes the very best kind of housewife:

– She’s a trophy to parade around your hatin, bum ass friends

– Said friends will believe they can beat, which will either serve as comic relief or let you know what’s what and who’s who

– If shit don’t work out, she knows other hoes who, by that point, would’ve already tried you! YOUR girl a superstar all from a home movie? Don’t get it twisted, there are millions of home movies all over the web, but only ONE has turned a sloppy, haphazard hoe into an A-list celebrity. Kim Kardashian bitches!

Tonya Harding tried it…didn’t work. Eve had one with Stevie J back in the day…we passed. The hoes from Flavor of Love…no thanks. Montana Fisburne..fuck outta here. Paris Hilton‘s tapes? She was sort of out there for a minute, but today no one gives a fuck.

Kim’s pimp hand is not to be slept on. She blew way past Ray-J in celebrity, the little singing ass joker who used to live with Brandy. Kim turned this sextape into a clothing line, jewelry, TV shows, paid appearances and all kinds of other crap.

The truest measure of a pimp: you ain’t shit unless you can put your homeys on! The other Kardashian sisters? Radio shows, TV shows, one of them married an NBA baller for fuck’s sake! Scott Disick has a restaurant and has become some sort of asshole pseudo-celebrity. The little punk ass brother, Rob, takes down incredible women, has a bunch of twitter followers, hops between mansions (and has his own couch in each one) and sells socks. Mothafuckin socks my ninja!

You don’t have to like any of these highfalutin ass hoebags, but I’ll be damned if their hustle isn’t to be respected. You think Lindsay Lohan could’ve bagged herself a Kanye West or Lamar Odom? She can’t even dome her way out of trouble anymore.

And this all brings us back to the man they call Yeezy. He wasn’t fucking around, not even a little bit y’all, and that’s how you have to be. Reggie Bush was confused and Kris Humphries dumbass was plain clueless.

Yeezy? That man made sure he paraded this woman around and promptly knocked the bitch up like “you ain’t goin’ nowhere!”

Let this serve as a lesson. In 2013, your “clique” ain’t flocking right unless you keep a transitioning hoe on your arm fam! G’s up all the time, and salute KimYe!