Posts Tagged ‘hoes be winning’

This ratchet, convoluted, fuck-shit ass tale of awfulness just continues to get deeper!

IP(Industry Pussy), aka Raqi Thunda, stopped by Power 105’s Breakfast Club and sat down with Charlamagne, Angela Yee, and DJ Envy to talk all things Love and Hip Hop.

If you’ve kept up with this new season, and you’re an asshole if you haven’t, Raqi is Joe Budden’s supposed BFF, but Tahiry, Joe’s ex, ain’t feeling her and thinks something more is going on.

And seeing Joe and Raqi’s emotional and physical exchanges, I’m pretty sure he’s fucking her.

Both have repeatedly denied poppin’ off, even though this hoe is talking about having seen Budden ass-naked, poppin mollies with him, and can tell you the thread-count on his Target sheets.

In this Breakfast Club interview, Raqi slips up a little.  At the 1:11 mark, she says “..there was another woman in his house already(Esther Baxter) when we began fu…,” before cleaning it up with, “..became friends.”  Peep the clip and pay attention to her body language:

Now it is as clear as the lube required for Raqi’s tight ass, Joe Budden has pumped it up!  If you’re smart- and you’re here so why wouldn’t you  be- you see this sloppy chick was about to say “when we began fucking.”

She is right about one thing though- why does Tahiry give a fuck?  Because she is also stuck on this weird nigga Joe, of course.

Love, hate, or indifferent, Joe knows what to tell these hoes.  It has to be the talk game, because I refuse to believe it’s the sequinned lamb-skin vests and all that wild shit dude’s been wearing since he’s been back on drugs.

Love and Hip Hop NY can literally feature just Joe Budden- there’s enough fuckery swirling around that nigga to easily fill an hour of programming on VH1.  No one gives a shit about Yandy and Menfeeces, or Consequence and his Mr. Ed grill, refusing to pay for his son’s first birthday party.  No sir, not here.  Just give me Joe and the Hoes(though Rich brings some hoes to the table too).

And how does Joe’s current girlfriend, Razortooth, feel about everything?  Apparently like merkin’ niggas:

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Rich Dollaz, the suddenly famous hip-hop manager, dropped by the Breakfast Club this morning to talk about laying pipe to Erica Mena’s ratchet ass- and he was nice enough to bring Olivia with him!

She’s still trying to do music, doesn’t like Erica, this may be her last chance yada, yada, yada.

Still- no one gives a fuck.

Back to Rich.

He went from managing Erica to smashing her.  It took him awhile, but we’re glad he finally got the point!

When you’re passed such a fine, but worthless, hoebag with no noticeable talent, that NO ONE wants to hear from, ‘managing’ goes right out the window.  She’s supposed to be smashed and silenced my g.

Rich got the point, and now they’re almost like a poor man’s Diddy and Cassie!  Check out the video:

Late last night, Worldstar Hip Hop posted a video, sent to them by a “well-known” rapper, of big booty hoe Elke the Stallion‘s ass jiggling as she took backshots!


Now, granted, we don’t need to know or see much more than that fat ass bouncing, but we know YOU’RE never content so neither are we!  Shit, we want to know who this well known rapper that leaked this footage is.  And it may just be…………………..

None other the Dipset boss Cam’ron!

And to be clear, I am not implying that it is, in fact, Cam’ron, but dogs…I’m pretty sure it’s Killa!  And no, I have no way of proving this, but just trust me- it’s Cam!  Probably.  Maybe.  Allegedly.

I do know they know each other, Elke aint bubbling right now and Killa has new music out, plus we all know to say no to ratchet hoes- but Killa Cam can’t!  So it had to be…well maybe was Cam…or Juicy J?

Check out new music from Cam while you’re at it.  After you watch the Elke video of course:

My nigga! Let us all salute Mr. Kanye West, aka Yeezus, for showing the world not only that it is OKAY to strong-arm an (alleged) hoe’s whole operation, but also for showing us HOW!

It’s about time we dispel this, “you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife,” shit. Of course you can fool. In fact, a hoebag makes the very best kind of housewife:

– She’s a trophy to parade around your hatin, bum ass friends

– Said friends will believe they can beat, which will either serve as comic relief or let you know what’s what and who’s who

– If shit don’t work out, she knows other hoes who, by that point, would’ve already tried you! YOUR girl a superstar all from a home movie? Don’t get it twisted, there are millions of home movies all over the web, but only ONE has turned a sloppy, haphazard hoe into an A-list celebrity. Kim Kardashian bitches!

Tonya Harding tried it…didn’t work. Eve had one with Stevie J back in the day…we passed. The hoes from Flavor of Love…no thanks. Montana Fisburne..fuck outta here. Paris Hilton‘s tapes? She was sort of out there for a minute, but today no one gives a fuck.

Kim’s pimp hand is not to be slept on. She blew way past Ray-J in celebrity, the little singing ass joker who used to live with Brandy. Kim turned this sextape into a clothing line, jewelry, TV shows, paid appearances and all kinds of other crap.

The truest measure of a pimp: you ain’t shit unless you can put your homeys on! The other Kardashian sisters? Radio shows, TV shows, one of them married an NBA baller for fuck’s sake! Scott Disick has a restaurant and has become some sort of asshole pseudo-celebrity. The little punk ass brother, Rob, takes down incredible women, has a bunch of twitter followers, hops between mansions (and has his own couch in each one) and sells socks. Mothafuckin socks my ninja!

You don’t have to like any of these highfalutin ass hoebags, but I’ll be damned if their hustle isn’t to be respected. You think Lindsay Lohan could’ve bagged herself a Kanye West or Lamar Odom? She can’t even dome her way out of trouble anymore.

And this all brings us back to the man they call Yeezy. He wasn’t fucking around, not even a little bit y’all, and that’s how you have to be. Reggie Bush was confused and Kris Humphries dumbass was plain clueless.

Yeezy? That man made sure he paraded this woman around and promptly knocked the bitch up like “you ain’t goin’ nowhere!”

Let this serve as a lesson. In 2013, your “clique” ain’t flocking right unless you keep a transitioning hoe on your arm fam! G’s up all the time, and salute KimYe!