Rick Ross, the baddest C.O. to ever breathe on a mic, is back with a trailer for his upcoming Mastermind album.

The Maybach Music boss continues in his role as this cinematic, larger than life drug kingpin.

15 years ago, dude would’ve been shut down IMMEDIATELY.  Today?  People love the role he plays!  Go figure.

Check out the video:

Man, I love ass as much as the next man but this is just too fuckin’ much!

Pebblez da Model just caught a body..literally!  Her and some associate apparently, or should I say allegedly, injected some cement or some other wild shit into another woman’s ass-  and the woman fucking DIED!

Why do ratchet hoes everywhere continue with this wack ‘ass shot’ movement?  This shit is NO BUENO, unless done perfectly(hey Nicki Minaj!).

Have you seen some of these abominations?

Man, you can miss me with that shit- but I am interested in seeing what it looks like when a bitch is 55-years old though!

Check out the story on Pebblez:

Courtesy of Bossip

Welp, she’s probably done for.  So enjoy this fix she left behind!  I reiterate- that over-the-top ass is wack to me, but I know some you savages enjoy that nasty shit so here’s your Pebblez tribute!

CLICK HERE FOR HER UNCENSORED WORLDSTAR VIDEO!!!

This fuckin’ guy just can’t get right!  If you remember a week back, we got at Shyne for being a walking, talking L since coming home from prison.

It wasn’t all bad though.

We gave him a plan to get poppin’ again, suggesting he shoot it out with some ice cold and morbidly depressed rapper.  You know, someone like a Bow Wow, or in a similar lane.

Well Shyne listened, and has sparked the beef on Twitter!  Who did he choose to get at?  Meek Mill!

No nigga!  We’re no Meek fans here, but he’s popping right now and we’re loving his beef with Cassidy!  Where the fuck does a Shyne Po fit into that equation?  Not only is he completely irrelevant, but he’s awful.  Can’t rap for shit anymore.

We have no time for this type of fuckery Po, and if you aren’t going to be serious just do us ALL a favor and add a little Clorox to your Ciroc.

Check out the video, courtesy of Forbez DVD:

Rich Dollaz, the suddenly famous hip-hop manager, dropped by the Breakfast Club this morning to talk about laying pipe to Erica Mena’s ratchet ass- and he was nice enough to bring Olivia with him!

She’s still trying to do music, doesn’t like Erica, this may be her last chance yada, yada, yada.

Still- no one gives a fuck.

Back to Rich.

He went from managing Erica to smashing her.  It took him awhile, but we’re glad he finally got the point!

When you’re passed such a fine, but worthless, hoebag with no noticeable talent, that NO ONE wants to hear from, ‘managing’ goes right out the window.  She’s supposed to be smashed and silenced my g.

Rich got the point, and now they’re almost like a poor man’s Diddy and Cassie!  Check out the video:

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After what seemed like a year, Cassidy has finally responded to Meek Mill!

The shit was cool, but for as long as this nigga waited I was expecting some fucking Ether!

This falls well short, to keep it funky.

First problem- besides the wait- THE SHIT IS TOO LONG! Don’t get it twisted, I’m all for bars but a 10 minute diss track is probably gonna have some filler bars and weak punchlines thrown in it. This was no exception.

This fool really took it to the 3rd grade playground with you got a small brain/ but ya head stupid big.

Second problem goes back to the first- THE SHIT IS JUST TOO FUCKING LONG! If you’re trying to get personal on a diss, it’s not likely you can go 10 whole minutes without repeating a bunch of shit that doesn’t really hit. This was no exception.

Half of the song is about Meek’s dusty ass braids, and Meek asking Cass for advice when he was coming up. Funny shit for a few bars yes, but not personal enough to really stretch.

Lastly, where’s the response to Ar-Ab my g?! Meek’s Repo shit was okay but that Ar interview bodied, abused, and exposed Cass!  We’re happy you finally responded to Meek and all that, but naaaaaaaaaaaaah dogs!  The streets absolutely will NOT let you ignore that Ar-Ab situation!

Overall, I have to say I’m underwhelmed. The raps are straight, but because of the wait, the pressure, and the rep, I was expecting more from Cass.  Much more.

As far as songs go, head up, Raid is only a little tougher than Repo. Add in the Ar- Ab interview and Cass is still down about 12 and the clock’s ticking!  Get busy nigga.  Buy an beat and talk to someone who’s going to be honest with you about the position you’re in right now too, cuz you’re looking CRAZY!

Gallery  —  Posted: January 6, 2013 in ENTERTAINMENT, MUSIC
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There’s no love, and there’s no hip hop, but there is Love and Hip Hop New York season 3 somehow!

Joe Budden and his new chick Kaylin, along with  Tahiry, Yandy Smith, Erica Mena and Rich, Olivia, Raqi Thunda, and fuckin’ Consequence come together for 10 pounds of shit, stuffed into a 5 pound bag, and squeezed into one hour on VH1!

Today or yesterday(who cares to verify this shit), these ratchet fucks got together in front of the ratchet blogosphere and media to talk a bunch of shit ahead of the shows premier, this Monday, January 7th, at 8pm.

Sorry, I don’t care to break this shit down and do my usual one, two.  I’m about to get fresh so I can get out and get pissy and kushed up.  I’ll let you, the SLATAH mob, enjoy this hot ghetto mess and draw your own conclusions.  But I WILL absolutely be watching the show!

I will say I was surprised how normal this dysfunctional group made Joe Budden and Kaylin appear.  Joe been spazzin’ on the web for years, but he sames to be sane in comparison to these fools.

I must also say, to Yandy Smith, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!

This hoebag started out cool, but she’s on that ‘ole big headed rapper shit now.  If you aren’t cursing and slapping fire out that funny face, mumbling ass nigga with you, we don’t care to see it.

But yeah, I’m out.

Late last night, Worldstar Hip Hop posted a video, sent to them by a “well-known” rapper, of big booty hoe Elke the Stallion‘s ass jiggling as she took backshots!

CLICK HERE FOR THE UNCENSORED VIDEO!!!

Now, granted, we don’t need to know or see much more than that fat ass bouncing, but we know YOU’RE never content so neither are we!  Shit, we want to know who this well known rapper that leaked this footage is.  And it may just be…………………..

None other the Dipset boss Cam’ron!

And to be clear, I am not implying that it is, in fact, Cam’ron, but dogs…I’m pretty sure it’s Killa!  And no, I have no way of proving this, but just trust me- it’s Cam!  Probably.  Maybe.  Allegedly.

I do know they know each other, Elke aint bubbling right now and Killa has new music out, plus we all know to say no to ratchet hoes- but Killa Cam can’t!  So it had to be…well maybe was Cam…or Juicy J?

Check out new music from Cam while you’re at it.  After you watch the Elke video of course: